5 kinds of people in this world

There's the "Let me enjoy things" who throw morality out the window, the "There's no objective morality" who cry "IMMORAL" when I break their knees, the "All the world's problems would be solved if we just..." who then suggest the craziest, most impossible changes ever, and the "The world is perfectly okay as it is! We don't need to change anything!" who are the unhappiest people on the planet but think they're not allowed to make anything better...

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And then there's you.