Are there any bears here?

I wish to date a bear and idk how to find one (coming from a bear, like this isn't a weird f3t1sh thing, and it's sad I gotta say that)

I'm awkward but if you're built like Chris Farley (literally anytime but esp SNL) or like John Goodman (in Roseanne) then hmu PLEASE 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻