my baby brother is a felon

when we were travelling to spain, my stepmom let go of my baby brother so he could stretch his legs a little bit, ONLY FOR HIM TO GO RUNNING PAST THE PASSPORT SECURITY THINGIES. he came back in the hands of a guard with a huge gun, they couldve arrest him, but fortunately, he was just over one year old

AND THATS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF HIS CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. he bites (me specifically, a lot.) he screams incoherent baby drabble at anyone he pleases (including police guys) he cries when he wants to eat, and when food is given to him he throws it! he takes my sisters glasses, my sister pulls him by the arm, theyre both crying, THEY STILL PLAY WITH EACH OTHER, THEY CANT BE MAD AT EACH OTHER FOR MORE THAN 2 MINUTES. WHAT IS THIS UNORDERLY MADNESS???