Spitting and girls

You see how I've matured as a person? It's true, I have. I have been talking to a girl and everything, which is why I'm never on here now. Talking to a girl is very mature behavior and it takes up all of your internet time if she's the best girl ever, which she is. No you can't have her.

I've also really started to take time to appreciate small things lately. Like walking alone at night past cemetaries and singing as loud as you want because no one is around to hear you. Or that "thuuuuwuck" sound that you make when you spit something out of your mouth. That, specifically, has become one of my new favorite things ever. I hate spitting, I hate people who spit, but that only applies to actual saliva. Spitting out objects is fun and I highly recommend it. I can entertain myself for hours walking home at night and spitting ice cubes out onto the sidewalk one by one. "thuuwuck". That sound, and the feeling of the suction in your mouth, and the pop as it releases. Oh boy, yes, I love spitting things out. Especially onto the sidewalk, or into a trashcan as I walk by it without stopping, because it makes me feel cool and impatient, like I have somewhere very cool to be soon and my time is far too cool and valuable and cool to waste.

And I turned on autocorrect and I've decided to start capitalizing sometimes, but not all the time. I'm not sure when i should and shouldn't capitalize yet but i think it depends on how annoyed i am with the sentence I'm writing oh god 

Anyway byeee