every time I make myself a cheese quesadilla I imagine there's some dude standing in the corner of my kitchen yelling at me saying it's "cheeseslop"

I deadass do not know when this started but whenever I make my fatass a cheese quesadilla I imagine some dude in the corner is being judgmental about it. like "DUDE YOU'RE JUST EATING FUCKING CHEESE PUT SOME ACTUAL FOOD IN IT" and it's like I know I am basically imagining a strawman but also THE STRAWMAN IS BEATING ME IN THIS INSTANCE IT'S USUALLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND BRO I AM LOSING A MENTAL FIGHT WITH A SCARECROW

I know literally no one else would care they would just look at me making food and walk past gang what the fuck even is cheeseslop like I cook and season it it's not like I'm eating plain cheese and there's not even an issue with doing that get some fucking self-confidence instead of letting a strawman yelling about cheeseslop run you over 

I'm saying you here like you isn't literally me sob. idk man also if you have any suggestions for like seasonings to put in my next cheese quesadilla/cheeseslop please tell me thanks for reading