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I'm going to die real soon.

I ate a real weird looking brownie an hour ago it was really smelly like, the kinda smell that comes from a shitstain yk, and it had white foam inside of it i think whoever cooked it must suck real bad at cooking because how the hell do you mess up a brownie, granted, i found it on the ground so i can't complain.

But now i'm coughing blood and my shit is greenish.

I also saw a bird get run over by a truck this morning.

Any advice?



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minisa

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Maybe if you ate the bird it wouldve canceled out the brownie ^v^


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yeah... why didn't i think of that....

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NOOBz

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Oh my god. Why would you eat that???? uhm pray twin, you can survive this trust. You should probably talk to a trusted adult or call a hotline.


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i already feel better, probably.

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Cray cray

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Umbra

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contact poison control twin🥀


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do you think they're going to shoot me down seeing how much of that brownie i ingested

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only if you started the next plague

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fair

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Palmtreezz

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tell ur parent and go to doctor


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too late

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tf you Mean "too late"

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