Is moon a drag queen?

I think our earth moon is some sort of new drag queen, It changes colors like makeup of some sort, puts some different poses like it’s Thar Paul’s drag race 1 2 3 go (i dont remeber the name of that TV Show). Our moon is also kinda gay when the solar system did a gay parade and well moon was a part of it so i think that’s cool even tho i dont think our solar system should do gay parades when we have bigger problems such as America. I think american is some sort of Health validation for earth ngl. Also Our moon (i think) is responsible for our zodiac sings in some way and i think it’s way to much power but i know that drag queens have a lot of power up their ass. i dont think we should invade the moon cause drag queen snap back and i dont wanna be insulted by the moon shes low-key cool.