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cigarette review: Marlboro Golds

do not smoke

PREFACE

FRAN LEBOWITZ

I have never read any of her books, I know next to nothing about her, she is like super annoying. However, she is also so awesome. In her absurdly numerous interviews she talks about cigarettes with a passion that few people nowadays are brave enough to outwardly express. Apparently she is a big fan of the classic Marlboro Lights, now known as Marlboro Golds.

I have had golds before, when I was younger, golds were among the first packets I ever bought. I couldn't really remember how they were as I was far more occupied with nicotine content at that age than overall experience. Since Franny (my nickname for her cause we tight) holds them in such high regard, I decided to go out and get a pack to try again, i will finish this after i finish the pack


REVIEW

omg they were soooo good lol

smoothness: 10/10
flavor: 8/10
Uniqueness: 2/10
Nicotine content: not much
Je ne sais quoi: 7/10
throat pain induced: 1/10
cancer risk: 0/10
fun: 5/10
aura: 6/10
pain: 3/10
pleasure: 6/10
flavor profile: 5/10
overall: 7/10

oh franuel

top notes: patchoulli, dietamaceous earth, ozone
middle notes: geek bar, polyester
base notes: Praxis, Nickel
sour: yeah
vibes: indie slease cottagecore old money internet rare snow strippers rick owen webcore

mine were pcp soaked but that dosent really affect this review


10 Kudos

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LUI VUITTON

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interested in a review for Black American Spirit.

cool review if this is a series Ill be subscribing to the blog lowkey.


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Thank you so very much, I plan on doing many more cigarette reviews.
I have enjoyed many spirit blacks in the past but I will need to go get some more.

spoiler for the next review - Basic Red 100s, the worst cigarettes

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Layla Buu

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I've always wanted to try golds, I usually prefer lighter, smoother cigs.
have you ever had camel crushes? I love those sm


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Papamichalopoulos

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In an increasingly red-100-centric world, it is refreshing to see a review of these classic light cigarettes. Would love to see a Parliament review and or comparison in the future.


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thank you sir, they have been added to the list.

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