half of my class got chlamydia

dear fucking diary, 

okay so it all started with a science experiment we had in class and everyone got a test tube of water from our teacher along with a pipette. he then told us to get up and walk around the classroom then he told us to stop and then said to exchange the water with the person closest to us and AFTER we did that he said, “Okay now you guys have exchanged bodily fluids.” 

?!?!!??!?!?!?????

whAT A CRAZY FUCKING THING TO SAY.?????? AND IT GETS WORSE. it gets worse, because he then tells us that one of us has CHLAMYDIA and to find 4-5 other SEX PARTNERS to exchange BODILY FLUIDS WITH. 

like??????? what a weird fucking thing to say oh my god . I think it’s hilarious but still. this is the reason why I titled my entry like that, yeah. Sorry guys no one actually got chlamydia! 

yikes.