This is a message to all the other sans lovers/fans

Hey, I just wanted to clear things up, as it seems to me that a lot of you have this thought in your mind that SOMEHOW sans is in some kind of "relationship" with you. No, he is not. Sans is MY husband, we've been in a relationship for YEARS at this point. Both me and sans find it annoying how you like to fansasize about being with him when in reality HE.  IS. MINE. I an so sick of all these sans fangirls making a sad sad attempt to pretend to be with my beloved. Grow up. He is mine.