page 1 of the lego batman movie

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(Dark music begins to play in the background.)

Batman:

Black. All important movies start with a black screen. And music. Edgy, scary music that would make a parent or studioexecutive nervous.

(The Warner Bros./Warner Animation Group logo plays)

Batman:

And logos. Really long and dramatic logos. Warner Bros. Why not "Warner Brothers"? I don't know.

(Then, comes the DC Comics logo)

atman:

DC. The house that Batman built.

(thunderclap)

Yeah, what, Superman? Come at me, bro. I'm your Kryptonite.

(Finally, the logo for RatPac-Dune Entertainment finishes the roster)

Batman:

Hmm. Not sure what RatPac does, but that logo is macho. I dig it. Okay. Get yourself ready for some... reading.

(a quote appears...)

"If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change. Hooo."

(A guitar riff plays as the reference to the quote appears as Micheal Jackson.)

Batman:

No. I said that.

(The riff repeats as the reference changes to Batman.)

Batman:

Batman is very wise. I also have huge pecs and a nine-pack.

(A monitor shows Batman's abs, including a ninth directly in the middle.)

Batman:

Yeah, I've got an extra ab. Now, let's start the movie.

(The serious music crescendos as a freighter plane comes into view.)

Pilot:

Gotham Tower, this is McGuffin Airlines, Flight 1138. We are transporting 11 million sticks of dynamite, 17,000 pounds of C-4, about 150 cute little classic bomb-type bombs, and two best friends! And request permission to fly over the most crime-ridden city in the world. Over.

(At the airport's control tower...)

Tower Controller:

I'm just looking at all the guys' faces here in the controltower.

- I'm good.

- Sounds good to me.

- Do it! 

Yeah, as long as they're best friends.

- Thumbs up!

...and, yep, I think we're cool with that.

(However, a helicopter lands atop the plane, where maskedfigures exit it and activate magnetic shoes to walk onto the cargo door. The group then use power saws.)

Leader:

Gentlemen, seal breach in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

Captain Dale:

What was that?

 Yeah, as long as they're best friends.

- Thumbs up!

...and, yep, I think we're cool with that.

(However, a helicopter lands atop the plane, where maskedfigures exit it and activate magnetic shoes to walk onto the cargo door. The group then use power saws.)

Leader:

Gentlemen, seal breach in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

Captain Dale:

What was that?