why i will not time travel
i for one am against the idea of me time travelling. here's why;
- time machines aren't a thing yet: this one is obvious
- i might embarrass myself to death: if i go back to when i was a kid, i'd think i was so stupid! (and i wouldn't be wrong!)
- if i go to the past, i'd probably spread at that point uncurable diseases and cause THE END OF MANKIND.
- if i go to the future, i'd probably find myself in a skynet dystopia
- i might accidentally kill my caveman ancestor in self defense, which won't be good for my future
- if i go to the past, they might see me in my time machine and accuse me of being a witch (which wouldn't make sense since i'm a MAN)
- i would not make a good lunch for a velociraptor
- i might meet my past self and cause THEĀ END OF THE WORLD.
- inflation in the future will make marbles cost an arm and a leg, no doubt
- what would i even need from the past/future?
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PartyEva
Add to that the diseases caused by lack of hygiene
AmbitiousCat
the solution is to not go anywhere below 1950
also personally i'd go to like 10 or 20 years in the past at most