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time travelling: why i will not do it

why i will not time travel

(i know it ain't mario 64 related, but still...)

i for one am against the idea of me time travelling. here's why;

  1. time machines aren't a thing yet: this one is obvious
  2. i might embarrass myself to death: if i go back to when i was a kid, i'd think i was so stupid! (and i wouldn't be wrong!)
  3. if i go to the past, i'd probably spread at that point uncurable diseases and cause THE END OF MANKIND.
  4. if i go to the future, i'd probably find myself in a skynet dystopia
  5. i might accidentally kill my caveman ancestor in self defense, which won't be good for my future
  6. if i go to the past, they might see me in my time machine and accuse me of being a witch (which wouldn't make sense since i'm a MAN)
  7. i would not make a good lunch for a velociraptor
  8. i might meet my past self and cause THEĀ END OF THE WORLD.
  9. inflation in the future will make marbles cost an arm and a leg, no doubt
  10. what would i even need from the past/future?
that's why i won't be the next marty mcfly.


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PartyEva

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Add to that the diseases caused by lack of hygiene


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AmbitiousCat

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the solution is to not go anywhere below 1950

also personally i'd go to like 10 or 20 years in the past at most


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