why does nobody eat poptarts

this is a rant that i just feel needs to be discussed within the snack/food community. 

why does nobody eat poptarts? I feel like im the only one, they are so yummy and theres literally so many flavors to pick from. yes they can be dry, but if you have them with a drink theyre so good. and there's so many different ways to eat them. You can freeze them, toast them, microwave them, etc. when im feeling really gluttonous i like to use them and make an ice cream sandwich. are they unhealthy? yes. Are most other snacks also unhealthy? yes. just give poptarts a try i promise they are good. Here's my favorite flavors if you need recommendations 

smores poptarts (plain or lightly toasted)

cookies and cream (frozen/ refrigerated)

strawberry milkshake (frozen/ refrigerated)

strawberry frosted (plain or lightly toasted)

hot fudge sundae (toasted)

blueberry frosted (refrigerated)

anyways, I just wanted to bring awareness about how amazing poptarts are. If you like poptarts and you would like to give recommendations on flavors to try, i would love to hear it!

signing off, 

skye