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SETTING: SCHOOL CAFETERIA
Students surround themselves at tables, collectively eating and horsing around. Muffen walks to the school's chef with a request.
Muffen: Hmmmmmmm...
A chef hat with spindly legs quizzes the bork with consumer questions.
Snazzy: *Scruffy* What would you like to eat son?
Muffen: Can I get a bacon egg n cheese?
Snazzy: Coming right up son!
The glorious ingredients dance in the air, synchronizing in harmony, forming into the glorious sandwich. The large bacon egg n cheese sits in front of our hungry bork, he sniffs and stuffs the sandwich of salvation in his mouth.
Muffen: Thanks! :P
Snazzy: Enjoy son!
The green bork walked to a table housing other fluffy animals. The group recognizes Muffen's floppy ears and green fur.
Cathy: MUUffEeeENn!!! :D
The other animals at the table wave.
Muffen: GASP! FREINSSS!!!
He squeezed the hyena and everyone else individually in a tight hug. He especially squeezes his deer friend too hard.
Michole: Too tight Muffen! (ʘ言ʘ;)
Muffen: Eeehhehhehehheh.
Michole: Help! Help meeee! Muffen staaaapp! (ꏿ∆ꏿ;)
Caroline: Yeah kill her Muffen!
Michole: CAROL WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!?◖⚆ᴥ⚆◗
Muffen continues to chuckle, gently swinging Michole around.
The silly bork released his grasp and sat down next to Venny, beginning to eat his holy sandwich.
Venny: Yooooo Yo yo yo yo yo! Is that a bacon egg and cheese???
Muffen: NO! You can't have any!
Venny: Why not! Share maan! 😭
Muffen: Nah because you're big, you'll eat the entire thing!
Venny: That was only last time bro! I'll be less big.
Knightly: You're both big, both of you!
Venny: Knightly we saw you with three lunches the other day!
Knightly: ...*nervously* That wasn't me, uuum. ╏ ” ⊚ ͟ʖ ⊚ ” ╏
Cathy laughed so hard she shedded tears.
Venny: We SAW you, Muffen please lemme get a bite.
The aardwolf pleads with one knee.
Caroline: Venny why are you on your knees!? 🤨
Venny: Shuuuuuush! Lemme get a bite.
Muffen: You can bite my cake bro, you're getting nothing.
Venny thought of something clever.
Venny: I can have a bite of your buns, thanks bro.
The other animals at the table began shrieking of laughter, becoming loud like the rest of the cafeteria. Michole laughed quietly with her hoof covering her mouth.
Muffen: SIT ALL THE WAY DOWN PLEASE GET AWAY!
The Aardwolf licked Muffen's fur and groped the bork's buttocks.
Venny: SHOULD OF GAVE ME A BITE OF YOUR SANDWICH!
The green bork got up from his seat and wrestled Venny to the ground, pretending to stomp him repeatedly like a school fight. Everyone else at the table began howling in laughter.
Suddenly a brown cat with purple eyes joined in the horseplay, mocking Venny.
Venny: Beeno when did you get here!!??
Beeno just began to chuckle at his own random arrival.
SETTING: EDWARD ROBINSON'S CLASSROOM
A rainstorm pours on the school, water floods the outside. Students are in a classroom that's decorated with checkerboard patterns and stripes with sketched stars. Skateboards and students of legal age for no apparent reasons whatsoever 👁️👁️ fill in the class with computers in front of their desks. A board with a question appears in front of the class with four colored boxes giving answers, students sweatily click on answers through their own computer screens.
Keiko: I'm going to win this round :P
Demi: NO, I CANT LOSE AGAIN!
Jaws: You're gonna loseeee try hard!!!
Demi: SHUT UP JAWS SAHSSHHSSHSH!
Molik: The answer is pink. :3
Flora: Molik, stop spreading misinformation there's no pink answer choice, it's only red, yellow, green, and blue.
Hazel: THE ANSWER IS PINK GUUUUYYSS!!!
Flora: SEE MOLIK LOOK AT WHAT YOU STARTED!!!
Molik: Chat what are you chatting about chat?
Flora: UUUUUGGGGHHHH!
Taffi: You're doing good Flora, you got this. :D
Flora: Thanks Taffi.
Gren: Yeah Flora, you're doing good it's just a game. *Sass*
Flora gave a bombastic side eye.
Soon the leaderboard is reveal on the projector in front of the crowd, with Flora as 3rd, Molik as second, and Muffen as first with his name shown on a pedal stool. Everyone else rages at the selected winners. Students cry and yell followed by banging on desks.
Ripoff kahoot: *Du da da du du da da*
Demi: I LOST AGAIN!!!???
Pet: Guess you're not as good as you think you are.
Demi: I was ahead of you stop talking to me!
Pet: Oh really, because at the last second I placed fourth and you placed fifth heheheeeehh. >:3
Demi: *disbelief* NOOOOOOOOOOO! PET HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, YOU RACIST!!!
(There's no racism on this Earth but Demi is in denial)
Muffen: Aaaayyyyyeeee!
Muffen was doing pose 28 on his desk as a victory screech. Other students gathered around him and cheered him on.
A sudden disruptive banging on the windows grabs the classes attention, even Edward Robinson who was fast asleep woke up in confusion.
Muffen and one of his friends Andie walked to the culprit of all the noise. The animals in emo clothes shout in fear, both of their voices are muffled and trapped by the layered glass.
Muffen: Yukio?
Yukio: Muffen!? HEY BRO CAN YOU LET US IN!? 🥺
Emila: PLEASE MY CLOTHES ARE WET FROM WATER!!!
Muffen: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OUT THERE, IT'S A HUGE STORM TONIGHT!!!
Yukio: Yeah we know...a huge skeleton destroyed our home...
Muffen: SKELETON!!!??? HOW DID A SKELETON GET IN YOUR HOME!!??
Yukio: We don't know. (╥﹏╥) Just let us in please.
Muffen: WAIT!!! Let me guess, since a huge skeleton destroyed your home you need a place to move into...
Yukio: yes. 🥺
Muffen: YAAAAY- *ahem* I guess if you don't have a place to stay right now, you can live with me. 👉 👈(｡・//ε//・｡)
Yukio: THAAAAAANNNKKK YOOOOOUUUUU!!!
The silly fox melted in gratitude for his green friend.
Andie: ...I forgot why I was here :p
The clumsy hyena looked back and fourth, soon realizing his purpose and meaning. Andie and Muffen grabbed the window with their chubby paws and slid it to the left to let Emila and Yukio climb inside the classroom, soon closing it once they were inside. Both of their soaked and soggy bodies splashed water everywhere.
Emila: We could of just used the main entrance...
Yukio: I guess but it was probably locked anyway...
The fox removes his sweater from his arms and placed it on a shelf to dry.
Muffen: Yukio. :D
The green bork wrapped his arms around the fox's wet fur, swinging his squishy friend around in happiness. Andie surrounded the fox as well, hugging him tight without reason.
Andie: Hugs. :p
Yukio: Wait hold on.
The chubby fox moved the two aside to shake his body, drying off. Water filled the classroom and students complained about getting soaked. The computers on all of their desks soon sparked and then exploded into an electric fire, the water damage from Yukio's fur was the culprit.
Hazel: AAH, dude you got water on the computers! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Yukio: My bad. 😞
The fox suddenly began to fluff out.
The students slowly stopped their shouting, noticing Yukio's puffed out fur. The other animals and abstract beings admired his fuzziness.
Taffi: Can I feel?
Yukio: Ah-
Taffi's lack of impulse control prompts her to run her paws through Yukio's fluff. The silly chubby fox lays on the ground, he twitches his leg and wags his bushy tail. Taffi and other students rub the fox's tummy. Muffen can't help but notice the large scar on Yukio's leg that's twitching.
Muffen: Yukio! What happened to your leg, that scare is huge. :O
The bork went up close to Yukio with concern. Yukio continued to still lay down as a victim to tummy rubs.
Yukio: The large scar came from the large skeleton earlier.
Muffen: Who's the large skeleton-
Emila: We don't know!!! Also hi I'm Emila...
The whole damn class: Hi Emila!!!
The rabbit was jump scared.
Emila: Mercy...(ノ￣皿￣)ノ
SETTING: Muffen's Humble Abode.
Yukio and Muffen walked into Muffen's House. The fox had a glance around, cozy.
The decorations resonated with Yukio, matching him and Muffen.
Muffen: Welcome to my humble abode Yukio! :3
Yukio: ...Cool. :O
The fox then had a realization of his friend's previous homelessness...
Yukio: WHOA!!! How did you find a place to live so fast, weren't you just a forest goblin!? :O
Muffen: I have my ways... ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Yukio: :o
Muffen: Eheheheheh...
The fox playfully bit Muffen.
Muffen: Oww Yukio!
Yukio: Stahp hiding lore secrets! ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Muffen bit Yukio back.
Muffen: Make me!!! >:3
The boys have a montage of them horse fighting. They wrestled, flopping on top of each other by the living room, the kitchen, the dinner table. Eventually Yukio and Muffen grabbed pillows and swung them at each other's faces. The two silly animals pant out of breath.
Muffen: Okay, *pant* I'll tell you the lore!
Yukio: Really!? *pant*
Muffen: Nom.
The bork covered his squishy snout over the fox's snout. Muffen snickered at Yukio's confusion.
Yukio: This isn't the lore you promised...
With the house turned into a bit of a mess, Muffen doesn't decide to clean and instead makes dinner.
The green bork opened the freezer and grabbed a bag of frozen meat filled pizza rolls. (つ✧ω✧)つ The cold breeze filled the kitchen, lingering to the living room, grabbing Yukio's attention.
Yukio: *sniff*
Muffen: Yo big back! I'm making pizza rolls!
The hypocrite swung his green bushy tail around in happiness.
Yukio jumped for joy.
Muffen placed the rolls on a baking sheet and shoved the tray into an oven. Closing it, he turned on the temperature and watched as the pizza rolls heated from oven steam.
His friend Yukio sat besides Muffen as the two glared at the pizza rolls bubble and became crisp.
The bork grabbed the oven bar, opening the hatch. Oven heat smacks Yukio and Muffen on to the kitchen rug but it's worth it, the pizza rolls are finished.
Muffen and Yukio sat next to each other on the sofa. Sloth-like, their husky bodies reached for pizza rolls in a family sized white bowl. The television shined bright on both of their faces, and the two animals are invested in the show played in front of them.
Yukio: I can't believe they were sisters.
Muffen: I know right, now they can fight against their freak of a mother.
Yukio: YEAH, BEAT YOUR HORNY MOTHER'S CHEEKS!!!
Muffen: *howls of laughter.*
TV: Don't Lose Your Waaaaaaayyyy!!!
(Before my body is dry is heard from the TV)
The two boys eventually brushed their teeth, lather completely covered their snouts. Looking at each other in the mirror, Muffen sticked two toothbrushes in his mouth and mimiced a walrus.
Muffen: Aur, Aur!!!
Yukio: You're losing the two braincells you barely have.
Muffen: Oh no, I'm turning into you! :O
Help Yukio!
Yukio: DON'T INDIRECTLY CALL ME A WALRUS!!! >:O
Muffen: Didn't call you a walrus, WALRUS!
Yukio: I'm gonna spit on you.
Muffen spat toothpaste lather on Yukio anyway.
Yukio: ...
Muffen: Eheheheheeehhehh. *Snort*
The fox gargled toothpaste lather with water in his snout. Muffen ran towards the bathtub and covered himself with a towel. Yukio pounced on top of Muffen and waterfalled the toothpaste lather on the bork.
Yukio: That's not enough water.
Muffen: You're gonna drown me!!!??
Yukio: Yah.
The fox reached towards the shower knob, water rained on the silly bork. Muffen couldn't stop chuckling, he was drenched.
Yukio successfully getting his revenge starts to walk out the bathroom with a smug, but was caught.
Muffen: You fool!!!
The silly bork tapped imaginary glasses on his forehead, his soggy fluffy arms wrapped around the fox and drenched Yukio.
Muffen: I stopped the water from draining and the tub is FULL of water, my trap. ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
Yukio: Are you real?
Muffen lifted Yukio off the floor, but Yukio grabbed on to Muffen, making it difficult to be carried. With the two boys shifting their weight around, they both fell into the bath water. The bath flooded the room, waves drenched everything. Muffen and Yukio arose from the tub soaked.
Drying off, Muffen guided the fox to his bedroom. The bork's bedroom housed gory posters, scene mascots, and plushies. Sketched stars and skulls lit up the room from the ceiling.
Muffen: Cozy?
The fox in awe struggled to respond.
Yukio: Uh huh...
Muffen: I HAVE A TRAMPOLINE! :D
Yukio: Wait really!?
Muffen: YAH!!!
The green borko took Yukio's paw and ran with him to the trampoline by his bed, the two stepped up on the trampoline and jumped together.
Muffen: AHAHAAHAHA!!! YUKIO WATCH ME BACKFLIP!!!
Backflip...
Yukio: WEEEEEEE!!! 👹
The fox flopped on top of Muffen, the two shared hearty laughs rolling on top of each other's stomachs.
Eventually they tired themselves out, Muffen sat on his comfy bed. The silly bork patted next to him with a smug, prompting Yukio to sit besides him. The silly fox through a bloody bear plushie at the bork's face.
Muffen: NOOOO GLOOMY BEAR!!! :O
Yukio climbed on top of the bed, the blankets were black and had red stars scattered around. The fox became comfortable, laying down on his back amongst the stars, and laying his head on skelanimal plushies.
The bork had flopped, and lied on top of Yukio's tummy. Muffen rested on the fox, he wrapped his arms around Yukio's fluff, and nuzzled his goofy snout against him.
The silly fox snored under Muffen's weight.
They both eventually dozed off followed by drool.
Without a worry in the world?
Setting: ??? *
A bushy green bork walked around in empty darkness. He's confused about the location he's residing in.
Muffen: ...Where am I...I was just squeezing my pookie bear?
The silly bork looked around the empty vacuum of space. With no clues what happened, he resorted to ask for help.
Muffen: Yukio??? Yukio???
Muffen stared around more, he spotted his orange friend.
Muffen: Yukio!!!
The bork ran towards his friend, he called his name repeatedly.
Muffen: Yukio?
The fox didn't turn around...
Muffen walked, then crepted slowly, when he was close enough the bork called Yukio's name again.
Muffen: Yukio???
Muffen: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The bork slapped the fox's cake.
No response.
Muffen: Hey dude...are you okay? Where are we?
Muffen reached his paw towards the fox's head this time, he turned the fox around.
Yukio's ribcage was cut wide open with his bones visible from the red meat. Maggots crawled from the slashes of his rotten flesh. The fox's pancreas and intestines spilled out his stomach, with the rest of the body falling to the ground. Muffen jumped back and shrieked.
Muffen: YUKIO!!??
???: Imagine a church if you will, it's holy doors stand in front of you, in your way...
Bricks and pillars rised from the ground, Yukio's deceased body was engulf from the architecture.
Doors and windows with arcs faced Muffen, a church stood in front of him, in his way...
???: Is your soul pure enough to walk through those holy gates? Are you worthy enough to open those holy doors? Did you beg enough?
Muffen: Who...?
A dark figure walked closer to Muffen, it started to mirror the bork in appearance. The entity stared into Muffen's eyes.
Muffen: I...ah this is a dream! If I closed my eyes I would wake up right?
The bork closed his eyes.
The other Muffen continued to stare at Muffen.
The bork opened his eyes with a fruitless attempt to wake up.
Muffen: HUH!!!??? I don't get it...
The mimicking Muffen wore a black and white priest outfit, a dark presence covered the top of his face. The stranger walked closer to the real Muffen.
Muffen: Why am I at a church?
Gale: Walk through the doors...
Muffen: ...
Muffen in a panic, ran away from the scene, adrenaline surge through the poor animal, not knowing what else to do with the rising pressure of the situation.
The running came to a stop.
There lied a fresh corpse of Muffen, the bork was staring at his own death. He closed his eyes and continued to run.
He opened his eyes.
More fresh corpses surrounded him, death's of Muffen multiple times, lying on the floor. Muffen's throat gagged, the blood and organs spilling out the corpses made the bork vomit.
Muffen: GET ME OUT OF HERE...
The bork ran one last time.
He closed his eyes.
He woke up to a dogpile of his own dead bodies, the corpses piled on top of him.
The bork just decided to go to the church.
He wiggled and crawled under the weight of his own flesh.
He faced the church doors again with the priest wearing his body, standing besides the entrance.
Gale: Enter the church...
Muffen: ...
The green bork walked closer and closer to the wooden doors with metal hinges.
His paws grabbed the iron handle.
He gently opened the door.
...
...
...
Muffen: What is this...?
There's nothing...
Your will is not strong enough...
You are not good enough...
Pitiful...
Muffen shrieked and his agony woke up the fox clinging on top of him.
Yukio: *Snort* huh? What happened!!! Muffen are you okay?
Yukio stared into Muffen's eyes, Muffen didn't stare back, he just looked forward.
Muffen: It was just a nightmare...
Muffen buried himself under the fox...
Yukio gave comfort to his friend.
Yukio: Well what was it about?
Instead of an answer Muffen squished the husky fox even more, squeezing him.
Muffen: ............
Yukio became more concerned. The fox just decided to press his snout and face against the bork's. His orange fluff silenced the racing thoughts of a disoriented green animal. Muffen's fear left his face, he could close his eyes again. The two husky mammals slept together peacefully...
Church Muffen...
The Tale of The Birth of Venus Continues Next Time On
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