Things my ✨diva✨ teachers and classmates/friends/mom have said

Band teacher (BT): *walking by in the class group from saying farewell to drill team when random girl walks past and he turns around* "did you see that girl?? She had a REALLY bad tan. Like donald trump orange."

BT: "you quit guitar, you quit dance and you quit therapy. Book bamb u r now cure" (he was joking don't worry)

Friend A (FA): "ugh, my back hurts so much!!! I need someone to crack me."

Friend R (FR): *through text* imma 67 than 69 you (I'm scared)

FR: *also through text* Imma pound the all day, all night. No protection, no lube, no stopping till they forget their name (was talking bout nirvana from ORV)

Friend K (FK): *reciting Julius Caesar by Shakespeare for class and when she was quitting Julius when she was playing Cassius did the most girly zesty voice possible*

Friend T (FT): "Ya we r gonna put him and his friend in wigs and sign him up for the little miss *insert city name I forgot*"

Friend B (FB): "you can spit on me anytime and as much as you want" 

Group of people. We have BB, M, and K: BB "You dirty whore". K "mother (Ml)! He called me a hoe!".M *approached very quickly* "what's you call my daughter?" (M is not a mother. He is a senior and a man so)

My mom: *talking to a mouse that wasn't there outside of my door in the middle of the night, do I thought she was talking to me for a sec* "you are going to die tonight little bitch!" 

Well those r the quotes I have and remember for now. I'll def update when I get more. They r all divas though, luv em a lot.