Earth Wifi.

Hello everyone! I am back... this planet has the most tremendous connection ever. So spotty. Waiç.

However, despite the... faulty "Wi-fi", I am back. I will continue to blog and post as normal...

A few of you wonder how time works on my planet, and it is complicated. We have two seasons, not exactly the gregorian "months" everyone is used to. Seasons last longer than a few months on Neptune, and back home, by translation, I would be around 4 or five "years". 

However... human time, I am 16.

We have two seasons, two holidays, it's simple. We don't have Gods, or religion, unlike Earth.

We have season of Black Sun and White Moon. 

Black Sun has the holiday of "Kanatdibeor o' Sbdorg" which translates to "Celebration of Strong"

White moon is the holiday of "Çenn o' Waiç" which translates to "Kill of Weak", or "Kill the Weak"

For any questions about how these holidays are celebrated, leave comment.

Apologies to my colleagues, this post's title cannot be translated to Neptunian due to the words being native to Earth. Thank you.

/Iponogeas bo hy konnaiguas, bmes posb's bebna kirrob ta bdirsnibar bo Rapbureir rua bo bma wodrs taerg ribeva bo "Earth". Bmire yuo./

(OOC, Hello everyone my last blog had said something like "can't post anything blah blah whatever" i'm chill now and SpaceHey works again!! yayy!!! If anyone is interested or even nerdy enough to care, there is a key for the Neptunian language and it is probably the easiest key oat... HOWEVER! I will not post it because the mystery is too good bruhhhh 🤤🤤🤤 and i want someone to decode allat in the comments or something. ok charlie OUUUT!!!)