PAUL ramble 3#

WELCOME ALL TO THE THIRD-

wait really, the third…? Fuck, I guess…

THE THIRD RAMBLE OF BULLSHIT FROM YOURS TRULY, ME!!! (I’m gonna kill myself soon)

TODAY WE REJOICE ON THIS MOMENUIS OCCASION TO TELL YOU ALL, I WENT TO THE DENTIST TODAY!!!

Now I feel like killing the mystery man who haunts my dreams…

ANYWHO, LETS BEGIN MY YOUNG HEARTED RUFFIANS OF THE DAYLIGHT!!!

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MAN, where to start…?

Today has been just everything bad, kids at school kept teasing me over my MASSIVE HORSE COCK… and now i feel like my HUMONGOUS MEAT STICK, is a real problem… *sighs dramatically* if only i could lift my GARGANTUAN THIRD LEG, I can’t even get my OVERSIZED PECKER hard without getting a head rush from most my blood pumping straight to my *ahem* BIG FUCKING DICK…

*SIGH…*

It's really a struggle for me out here… 

and on top of all this I had to go to the dentist, I got pulled out of school while my “not gay” friend was giving me some VICIOUS treatment with his tight little twink throat…

*SIGH…*

I’m gonna miss that twink… he isn’t dead but he will be after I give him this *ahem* MASSIVE HORSE COCK!

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Anyway that’s it for this ramble, less a ramble and more just some bullshit, but hey…

FUCK YOU!!!