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Work was so awful like omg

Like here I am waking up at 8 in the morning cuz i had to go to work today. And then on top of that I went to the bathroom and saw blood in the bowl like fuck off!!! Like cant my uterus just keep that to herself like omg. Then when I got to work i had to stock food in the cereal aisle which is the hottest aisle in the whole store cuz theres a heat vent above it. I was sweating like a cop in the middle of winter??? Going outside to collect carts is like the worst too its so sludgy outside and its damn near impossible to push carts through that. Then i had to sort through all the products on the shelf to take out any that were expired(1/1billion ratio btw) and I was thinking like, why do we need 20 different kinds of nut butters??? WHO tf is eating pumpkin butter??? it woulve been so boring if not for the fact that ya boy(girl?)(fuck it Im every gender at the same time) wasnt a master at zoning out. I spent like an hour thinking about if I had a boyfriend who said he would do anything for me I would make him rename himself to bojangles and then id break up with him cuz I cant be dating a man named bojangles. ok but after work my mom got me this beautiful gold necklace with my initial on it I love her so much

bi (*whispers* thats me.......)


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I can't stop laughing at the bojangles name XD


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