Onion's Diary | 24 Jan 2026

Dear diary,

We've been talking for months, and I adore this silly snob. My days got brighter whenever I make your brain hurts from my stupid words.

But I feel like this distance between us have its disadvantage. When you're depressed, I can't be there with you, I can't pat your back, or stay with you in silence.

I hope you're truly okay, so that I can keep on annoying you.