DECLARATION OF WAR ON CANADA

i live in canada but im still declaring war. i feel like it. it all started with a conversation i had with my war guy, who is the guy who helps me decide who to declare war on. the following is a exert from that conversation:

"its cold here."

"because its canada, canada sucks."

"whats so bad about canada?"

"saskatchewan."

"true."

"canadian kids are ugly too."

he then sent me this picture of a canadian kid. i wont show it because its very disturbing. it appears normal at first but if you look closely youll see how ugly they are and also that theyre stupid and make faces at cameras on the news that are different than american kids making faces at cameras on the news. with all this in mind i had no choice but to declare war.

of course i cant take on the entire canadian army. there are like 12 of them and only one of me. so im taking on the most powerful people in canada

WHAT THE FUCK

well at least theres only nine of these santa clause ass motherfuckers. all i have to do is take them out and become the supreme court and make it a law that i own canada

IT WILL WORK