Taking on downtown

Last night, the band's guitarist, Erik, went downtown and got... a little more than buzzed, I'll say. He called my brother at like 1 AM all sluggish, practically begging to be picked up. He couldn't remember where his car was, and he didn't know where his friends had gone. My brother and I were out getting McDonald's anyway, so we drove over to the bar where Erik said he was (at least we could get that out of him). He was yapping and all dizzy, and it took both mine and my brother's strength to get him into the car, because he could barely stand. I felt sorry for him, but I knew I'd have something to make fun of him later once he sobered up. As soon as we got him to his apartment, he puked all over the ground. Luckily, he didn't throw up in the car tho 😮‍💨 

Anyways I'm flaming Erik on here cuz he doesn't use this platform so he'll never see it lol 

Someone better keep an eye on him fr

- Austin ᯓ★🎸