FUCK YEAH!!!! MOON MAIDEN'S HOME!!!!!

I GOT COLUMBINAAA!!! FINALLY OMGMGMMGMGMGMGNJAHUHSHUDEFE

yall, i am SO happy. i am overjoyed. i am tapdancing my way to the moon. fuck, she's so pretty. AND HELLA STRONG WOAHH. i will admit, i fucking despise her design because she could have been an analog horror seraphim entity and instead they made her amnesiac waifu but uh. she's strong, aight?

i prefarmed for her since her banner's been out (thats like doing her boss three times per day for the resin thingy so i had like 15ish boss drops) and she's already at lvl70!! she's imaginarium theatre ready!

i had a spare r5 lvl70 fav codex which i used to randomly slap onto a character before shoving them off into imaginarium, so i got that to lvl90 and handed it to my beloved moon maiden. 

i somehow had her talent mats?? which is weird because i literally just unlocked her domain today, but i prolly got it from chests or some. so she's at 6/6/6 (heh) now but i plan on getting that figure to 6/10/8 within a month and 8/10/10 eventually.

but now. i was stumped. i was bamboozled. i was flabbergasted. why, you may ask, and the answer is: I DIDN'T HAVE A DECENT TEAM FOR HER. i don't have ineffa (skipped her and then "accidentally" got flins (hey he was like the first male character in a year, i had to get him okay)), i don't have lauma and i don't have nefer (fucking yelan ripoff smh). 

what i DO have however, is a lvl80 nahida (i got her on her first banner like three years ago (holy shit i have been playing this godforsaken game FOR THREE AND A HALF FUCKING YEARS WHAAAAA) and i still havent levelled her up sob sob) with a decent weapon (r5 lvl80 sac frag) and a... on second thoughts, let's not talk about her artifacts that i haven't updated since i hurriedly slapped them on her the day i got her. fuck, she's on a 2pc deepwood and 2pc instructor. kill me. i cannot farm deepwood for the life of me.

so. here's my team comp so far:

lvl80, r5 lvl80 sac frag, 4pc deepwood (i will atleast get her pieces for the bonus) 6/6/6 nahini

lvl70, r5 lvl90 fav codex, no artifacts hahahahahahaha 6/6/6 columbabe

lvl20, r5 lvl60 sac bow, no artifacts because idk, 2/2/2 jahoda (look i needed triple moonsign and i read on some build site that she heals and i play fast and loose, i NEED a healer or self-healing units like arlecchino or my dear pookie wookie snuggly huggable kissable oh-so-fuckable husband Wriothesley)

lvl70, r1 lvl60 prospector's something, 2pc marachausse 2pc shimenawa (I KNOW, DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT WAY), 2/2/2 flint n' steel

good, right? well, the only reason i survive is steak, hashbrowns and columbina's nodkrai region-locked passive. i am so fucking bad at killing things it is not even funny hahahhaa. i really have to level jahohoho up because she is lacking. not in the thighs department because goddamn i wanna rip those stockings apart and asphyxiate between those. i hope she's not a minor because that would be weird hahahhaa

fuck, i have SO MUCH TO DO UGHHH. building this team into something even vaguely viable is going to fucking kill me. i hope we get a 4* nodkrai dendro soon because i do not want lau"holy boobage"ma or fakelan. i guess illuga will sort out lunar crystallize (and i really really really love his design) but then i'll have to kick jahomygah off the team but i really want the triple moonsign buff so illuga whale better have it or else. 

fuck, i don't want zibai.