LET'S TALK ABOUT MY SILLY CAT (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡

HIS NAME (UNFORTUNATE BUT ICONIC)

his name is naruto.

yes. like that naruto.

very 2020-core, i know.

would i name him that now? absolutely not.

do i regret it? every day.

does it fit him anyway? unfortunately yes.

(´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

HIS PERSONALITY (HE HATES ME)

he is very cute.

very lazy.

very shy.

and he absolutely despises me.

i pet him.

i kiss him.

i baby talk him like “who’s my little baby 🥺🥺🥺”.

and he screams.

like. full dramatic screaming.

as if i’m committing a crime.

sir i am literally just loving you.

(╥﹏╥)

HIS HOBBIES (VERY BUSY CAT)

his main interests include:

sleeping

eating

sleeping again

occasionally pushing a random hair tie across the floor like it’s a life-changing event

that’s it.

no thoughts.

head empty.

just vibes.

(￣▽￣)ノ

HIS BROTHER (YES. REALLY.)

he has a brother.

a black one.

guess his name.

of course it’s sasuke.

i KNOW. it’s horrible.

please don’t remind me.

they don’t live together anymore - other people took sasuke and take care of him -

but they look IDENTICAL except for the color.

same face.

same energy.

same crime potential.

THEIR MOM (💔)

their mom’s name was masha.

she was very loving, very gentle, and already old - about 12 years.

she had health problems and sadly passed away.

she and naruto looked so similar that sometimes it was hard to tell who was who.

but somehow my heart always knew.

baby naruto was extremely shy back then.

tiny. scared. quiet.

thinking about it still makes me soft and sad at the same time.

(´•̥ ω •̥`)

ABOUT THE PHOTOS (IMPORTANT)

he is extremely photogenic.

like. unreal.

i take photos of him at every opportunity, from every angle.

and he POSES.

this is not a coincidence.

this is a talent.

if there are a lot of pictures - no there aren’t.

there are never enough.

(☆▽☆)

FINAL THOUGHTS

he doesn’t love me.

he yells at me.

he avoids affection.

but he is my cat.

and i will continue to adore him against his will.

this blog exists for him.

and for the internet.

as it should.

(=^･ω･^=)