Poop in the halls.

As i was walking to homeroom...the halls started to smell weird..and I was wondering why it smelled like that and then....the big wiff. It got me. It was horrible. I almost died. I saw red. I heard the angels singing. It was the most putrid smell ever I swear I saw my grandpa on the other side. It was the most atrocious thing I have ever experienced this whole school year. There was poop. In the hall. Someone pooped. I still smell it. Its been an hour. I can't. Its stuck in my nose send help.  The smell is lasting longer than my last situationship.