now im this person...

i remember when i was young whenever i'd see ads for various crap on the internet i'd think "who even buys this shit" or that "i'm much too smart to fall for ads", but now i am literally that person who buys from every stupid ad they see

TO BE FAIR most of the time i buy cool or actually useful shit, but sometimes i just buy stupid fucking bullshit. i was recently psyopped into starting a collection of 1876 avon cape cod red glassware...like i live in a dingy apartment, what the hell do i need nice glassware for?

also when i was young i might've just been coping, i couldn't have bought stupid shit even if i wanted to because i had no money. so maybe i was just bitter lol