I want to peg this man.

God, please help me. I want to appreciate this man in a not so appropriate manner. This extravagant, beautiful, absolutely breath taking man. He has opened my doors of homosexuality. He makes me homo. And I wish I could act upon my impulses. Please bring a man this attractive and stunning into my life, and may no other person have entitlement to him, thank you lord, answer my prayers, Jesus Christ, Amen.

(I'm not actually religious.. I lie)