my girlfriend told me to join frankieism

i didn't think this day would ever come...................... but lowk. sam asked me to join frankieism. well lowk I think she was always hinting at it cuz idk wtf "all hhaul Frankie" is supposed to mean otherwise but liek y'know. anyway sotorytime so i came home after buying big jimmy (the CAT.) and big jimmy is a bit.... HUMUNGOUS>. to say the least. and yk how sam ate lil jimmy? well well well do I got news for u..... after i let big jimmy outta his cage I came back 5 minutes later and he was GONE. i asked sam, girl, wjjat the heck happen d to big jimmy. cuz that's our SECOND cat gone!! and u know what she tells me? "Frankie asked me for big jimmy" WHOOOOOOOOOOO?????? now this time i was maaadddddd and I was liek. bring me to frankie. cs i dont play bout big jimmy liek that. did i just catch a lil bit of attitudeeee immm sorry I didn't orderr a side of disrespect with my potato salad ok sorry anyway she brung me to frankie who mind u IS A NORMAL FRIGGING GIRL and she also asked me for money so idk i mean I gave her 2 bucks if that's enough anyway maybe I should see wjat the heck frankieism is about because Frankie proceeded to sit me down and give me a lecture on human evolution. and when i said I learned this crap when I was like 7 she was like "no child.... I invented evolution tbh...." and like? ok? so yeah idk man maybe I should join frankieism tbh