Austin powers. Thats what we gonna talk about.

As gay as a girl can get (me), you gotta admit, Austin Powers when he says baby is amazing.

Like, I don't get crushes on real-life boys, that like go to my school and shit, so I only have crushes on males who are celebrities.

I have crushes on female celebrities too, obviously, but Austin Powers has this type of mid and ugliness that makes him attractive.

Like... he is so respectful, yet so like... he's a sex symbol, obviously.

I guess that the whole appeal about him is that he treats women right, and is a sex symbol at the same time. Like, a good man, who respects women, and is totally ugly, but charming as shit and lowkey sexy, and a sex symbol.

Thats liek the female gaze. That and Jack Black in "The Holiday", he was so fucking sweet.