First day on spacehey

I will report my findings here in an attempt to document my infiltration of this community. 

On my first day I met a number of very kind and lovely people. Most of them presented themselves as assholes, but I hold the optimistic belief that there may be something redeemable deeper within. Further research will be necessary. 

I fell in love twice, though the second time was kind of an experiment and an effort to reproduce the conditions of the first. Neither of these relationships lasted more than 30 seconds before we discovered something repulsive about each other and moved on. But it's interesting how available everybody is. 

I made the mistake of telling too many people that I am an idiot. It seems that once this revelation is made most take a cold, distanced approach to further conversation, and position themselves as interrogators into my condition. This is the opposite of what we want. In the future we will open by explaining to new contacts that we are very smart, actually. 

An overall fruitful day, if somewhat horrible. I'll be back at it in the morrow. These data points will not gather themselves.