2022 trend predictions

2022 in 

snoopy

carly rae jepsen

knitwear

crossword puzzles

gaudy fake costume jewels

ugly laughter

norah jones

expired beauty products

breakfast

pregnant girl swag

hexes and curses

bubblegum/dreampop

autism

meta frameworks

disinformation campaigns

helvetica

7th grade algebra 

devout buddhism

mechanics for girls

body glitter

tumblr

women smoking tobacco 

cheek kisses

dadaism and absurdism

Dystopian wattpad 

going to bed before 10pm 

joint Bass pro shop and Claire’s accessories 

pop-up ads 

moon parties

braids

yassification

dragons and mermaids 

glass [the material]

non linear time

electromagnetism 

being nice to your Alexa 

disconcerting perfumes

girls investing in the stock market 

playing in mud

mustache finger tattoos

rigid routines

pixie cuts

speeding tickets

minecraft on peaceful mode 

bunker in the hillside

kundalini awakening at a Coldplay concert 

wide shoulders

2022 out 

the gym

‘no-makeup’ makeup

boy groups

the federal reserve

black lipstick

men who know how to play the guitar

alcohol

lana del rey

stand-up comedy

the u.s. democratic party

shaved legs

smartphones

theatre

song parodies

twitter

anti-aging products

perceiving instead of knowing 

disposable vapes

venting on the internet 

YA fantasy fiction naming conventions [the x of y and z] 

bo burnham celebrity self awareness

pastels

beef [the food]

distinction between faith and delusion

podcasts

having a name with one syllable 

men investing in the stock market 

bottled water

rationalism and materialism

showering daily

“i just don’t understand NFTs”

audible phone notifications

overhead lights 

bayalage highlights and beachy waves

mushroom prints

choice feminism

earrings