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ANIMAL CROSSING: WILD WORLD MINI-REVIEW

ANIMAL CROSSING: WILD WORLD MINI-REVIEW

By Abby Doomsporker


☆☆☆☆★

EYO BITCH, CHECK OUT THIS APPLE.

  God, what a game. I like this more than New Leaf and New Horizons. I love New Leaf to death, but this game just feels so much more simple. The whole being mayor thing was a neat gimmick, but something about just being some shmuck forced to move into a town filled with a bunch of assholes feels a lot closer to the original vision of the series. I love this game. I hear people talk about gacha games this, oh I need to do my dailies that, but let me tell you, this game is my dailies.

  Pick weeds, plant flowers, bang rocks with a shovel, sell seashells salvaged from the seashore, pick fruits, collect furniture, play the turnip stock market, expand your house, make cute outfits, everything you'd ever want in a casual video game. But don't let casual dissuade you if you're a hardcore gamer, this game isn't always easy. It's a real commitment.

  This game made me lose my job, get a divorce, and lead me into crippling debt. But it was all worth it, so that I could virtually go into debt and get stung by virtual bees over and over. And over. And over... I think it was worth it... I think it was. Yeah... 


Abby Doomsporker is a world-renowned gaming journalist focusing on retro video games, her writing style is dry and witty, and her taste in the refined makes her a contender for the best video game reviewer of all time. Seriously, look at her go!

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