ANIMAL CROSSING: WILD WORLD MINI-REVIEW
By Abby Doomsporker
☆☆☆☆★
EYO BITCH, CHECK OUT THIS APPLE.
God, what a game. I like this more than New Leaf and New Horizons. I
love New Leaf to death, but this game just feels so much more simple.
The whole being mayor thing was a neat gimmick, but something about just
being some shmuck forced to move into a town filled with a bunch of
assholes feels a lot closer to the original vision of the series. I love
this game. I hear people talk about gacha games this, oh I need to do
my dailies that, but let me tell you, this game is my dailies.
Pick weeds, plant flowers, bang rocks with a shovel, sell seashells salvaged from the seashore, pick fruits, collect furniture, play the turnip stock market, expand your house, make cute outfits, everything you'd ever want in a casual video game. But don't let casual dissuade you if you're a hardcore gamer, this game isn't always easy. It's a real commitment.
Pick weeds, plant flowers, bang rocks with a shovel, sell seashells salvaged from the seashore, pick fruits, collect furniture, play the turnip stock market, expand your house, make cute outfits, everything you'd ever want in a casual video game. But don't let casual dissuade you if you're a hardcore gamer, this game isn't always easy. It's a real commitment.
This game made me lose my job, get a divorce, and
lead me into crippling debt. But it was all worth it, so that I could
virtually go into debt and get stung by virtual bees over and over. And
over. And over... I think it was worth it... I think it was. Yeah...
Abby Doomsporker is a world-renowned gaming journalist focusing on retro video games, her writing style is dry and witty, and her taste in the refined makes her a contender for the best video game reviewer of all time. Seriously, look at her go!
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