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a religious conversation about which gender is superior i had on roblox..

my profile says that i like to play guts and blackpowder and oath of office on roblox, which are both known for their very mysogynistic communities, and obviously i was playing one of them. oath of office. (if you don't know what oath of office is it's a white house political simulator.)

this was a very small server. i was speaker of the house and there was only other person in the house. i don't remember his name so let's call him lincoln. we were at the un assembly and i was beside lincoln and a reporter. lincoln said "i love women" and naturally i responded "me too" and this weirded him out. i said it's fascinating how nature created women and we went on about that until he said "men>women" and i'm like no why what and he said "who died for us" the obvious answer he wanted was jesus and he said "what was his gender" WHAT DOES HIS GENDER CORRELATE TO HIM BEING CRUCIFIED??? anyways i asked who created jesus and he responded with god. i then responded with "who carried baby jesus and gave birth to him" but the assembly ended and i was teleported to working group.

as i mentioned this was a small server, we had no vice president and the president left, so i became the president. i was genuinely cooking people loved me but then the new speaker of the house said that he got an email about wanting him to impeach me. he was against it thankfully but i suddenly realized that lincoln probably sent it. i asked the speaker of the house who sent it and he said that the user who sent it left. interestingly enough lincoln also just left when i was told about this email. also the previous president had some controversy because his military aide said that he was banning all religions in the US. i asked him what happened and the military aide said that the president said "thank atom." wow...

i had to leave in the end but people did try to impeach me. they said i was too soft and a communist. roblox game btw 🫩


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This is so funny I gotta hop on and flip some tables


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