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I HATE THE WIND SO MUCH.

like why does it even exist it literally brings nothing useful but despair. lets say I hate the rain too but ok it waters the nature and does other useful things and I can cover myself with an umbrella easy! but there is NOTHING good about the wind bro i did my hair for an hour today I go out looking all pretty the wind starts blowing it gets into my eyes I dont see ANYTHING, it gets stuck to my face and worst of all my fricking lipgloss and no i cant go out without my lipgloss because then the wind will male them look dry crusty and disgusting so in the end after 2 minutes of walking my hair looks like a rat just chewed it up and spit it out💔 

if I was a smart genius scientist guy I would find a way to suck up all of the wind in the world with a vacuum🙈