Diarrhea…

So…I was OTO WITH MY BEAUTIFUL GODDESS of a girlfriend…and I told her I had to take a dump rq…well I WAS AND I MEAN WAS gonna mute but I forgot…so she heard the warzone that happened in the toilet…it opened up with this explosion like fart that rang through the whole bathroom, then came the jet fueled liquid shit…it just splattered all over the inside of the toilet…and holy it just covered the whole inside in green liquid ooze…then came out the second serving of shits…and it came out more compact…instead of splashing in an area…it just kinda shot straight into the water…and the water hit my tush…then i proceeded to push with all my might like in some sort of dragon ball episode…then finally the finally fist of wind came out…it was 12 seconds (YES I COUNTED) of straight wet explosive diarrhea coming out of me and just hitting the toilet…after that I probably lost about 3 pounds alone…moral of the story don’t eat little ceasars as your first meal of the day if you wanna have a comfortable experience on the toilet….