List of creative insults made up by me at 3 am

- If i got an orange hair every time you *something* I'd be the lorax

-You're so random if you were a dog race you'd be a cat

-If you were an ice cream flavour you'd be vanilla, because everyone pretends to like you but no one actually does

-My bewbs (dih if ur a guy) are larger than your attention span

-If you were a kid's show character you'd be the one that always has a runny nose

-You look like you've watched every video by webdriver torso out of boredom

-You look like the kinda person that has a thing for ponytails

-If you were a creepypasta you'd be jeff the killer because no one knows where you came from

-If you were a color you'd be pantone 448c

HOPE YALL LIKED THIS LIST!!! BYE!!! ☆☆☆