Metallica for President!

James Hetfield would be responsible for delivering speeches, as he goes out there with a guitar and screeches about lowering taxes and bombing foreign nations.

Lars Ulrich is the man behind the scenes doing all the paper work. When the opposition party founded by Dave Mustaine has control of the legislative branch, Lars Ulrich will hit the veto papers like it's a china symbol, as he gives the finger to America on camera.

Kirk Hammett will do all the talking with foreign leaders, but they'll all need a translator because everything that comes out of his mouth is obscured by wah-wah noises.

Rob Trujillo is responsible for decisions regarding the military. He crab walks into the pentagon with his bass guitar, and points the head of his bass to the parts of the map that he wants bombed, which is pretty much everywhere but America.