i hate some friends

You might say wow wtf is wrong with you but belive me after reading this you will hate them too, and they arent even that close to be called friends they are more of acquaintances cus i dont talk to them a lot sooo...

this are two persons i met a lesban girl (its important you know shes lesbian) and a bisexual guy (this fact is also important) first of all

¿How did i meet them?

well i meet them on a gc a friend made with a bunch of alt people and some weird people but in the good way, and at first they were lovely but then they were just some stupids mfs... so to not make this too long i will talk about some things:

1. MY RELATIONSHIP WITH EACH
2. THE REALATIONSHIP THEY HAVE
3. KAWAII LESBIAN GIRL
4. WHY I HATE THEM 
5. WHY I DONT STOP TALKING TO THEM

MY RELATIONSHIP WITH THE GUY

okay this guy which i would call "mike" was my friend and kinda a very loved one by me, but i suspected he started liking me or being interested in me, but hes not my type, since he looks too twink, is 1.60cm tall (5,2), and is more like the type of guy who think is on a correct moral, thinks he's smart by saying complex words and isn't funny at all. so i take distance with him because my type is like totally yhe oposite, but he was a close friend once until a party happened and he warned me about a kawaii lesbian girl (i'll talk about her later) so i followed her because at that point i started to get annoyed by him and his "im smart because i saw this on tiktok and mildly reserched it and i see underground shit" personality

MY RELATIONSHIP WITH THE GIRL

now this girl whose name will be "Erika" i mildy talked to her but im into goth stuff and i dont want to be a posser so as much as i hate her she knows a lot so i used to ask her some questions but she would gatekeep the cool stuff so i did my own research and found out shes just tiktok goth and kinda make fun of baby bats lol such a lame girl but ANYWAYSSSS. she hated this kawaii lesbian girl, and i hated erika for gatekeeping her shit and music so i started investigating about this lesbians because like the old saying "the opp of my opp is my twin"

THE RELATIONSHIP THEY HAVE

so they meet in this gc i mentioned before, and for surprise to no one they became best friends, but remember i said the guy was bi???, well he had a bf who i will call "nate" so nate and mike were bf and erika was like the #1 fan of them yikes, but lwk they didnt match so as a good opp i prayed for their downfall and it happened, they broke up because mike kinda microcheated on nate, so i asked mike what happened as the fake friend i am and i do not care or feel bad about that, so he sayd he posted a thread on that instagram app no one uses and said "looking for a boyfriend" while actually being with nate so they broke up, but erika as the fucking annying being she was she wmade them talk again because she also became friend with nate so they talked and went back together 😒, so then they were like soooo toxic and i was genuinly amused by this because they were soooo stupid, and yeah like, can't a girl be a lil evil and a bitch sometimes without feeling pity?, well anyways, they were toxic and broke up again, but this bitch ass erika puts her nose on things that arent her bussines so she put her nose on a talkingsatge i had just because the ex of that guy was her friend so she made them talk again whle i talked to her about how madly in love i was...., well guess what erika thats why youre single nobody stands you thats your karma, and then my talkingstage and her ex went back but then broke up again and then NATE AND MY TALKING STAGE ARE TRYNG SOMTHING like fr this is the karma for mike and erika is slowly getting 0 friends

KAWAII LESBIAN GIRL

so this girl is the opp of mike and erika, so thats why we're friends, because mike told me about her, i followed her on insta and realiced she is higkey awesome and has a sweet heart, her name will be cutie because thats what she is, so cutie tried to be friends with erika but erika as another lesbian tought cutie liked her and was grossed out??? like bitch wtf you look like a potato nobody would like you anyways lololol, so she started spreading rumors about cutie because shes weird, but an actual weird girl, and yk, when people finds real weird girls they bully them so thats what erika did with other people they knew incomon (including mike ofc), so as a real friend i made erika and mike belive i was on thir side and make them speel the tea about cutie, so they admited she never did anything bad to them and didnt have valid argumnets to hate her so thats when we actually became opps because cutie send a mesagge to erika and said to her that she knew evrything she was saying about her, and that if she was a real feminist she wouldnt be a bitch with her, and dont worry even erika's friends say shes a fake activist and feminkst because what feminist would talk shit about another girl just for fun and making her have a bad reputaton and also a real activist and suporter wouldnt make jokes of what happenes on 9/11 or saying the n word when she isnt black, thats why i hate them

WHY I HATE THEM

so as a resume i hate them because they belive they are betetr than oters just for being alt and goth, they dont actually investigate on legit sites, just say things out of tiktok lol, they say rumors about my friends and they talk shit about me just because i told my friend everything bad they told me about her, and thats why i hate them

WHY I DONT STOP TALKING TO THEM

because even tho we know we are all opps they belive im still on their side just because i sometimes compliment them or talk to them sometimes but in reality is just for self-interest, cus i make them tell me evrything bad i know about them, and they actually are helpfull when i need information so they are kinda like a living source of information to me about gossips lol, and i do not care if this makes me seem like a bad person i would do anything bad to anyone that is hating on a really loved friend of mine or make a friend of mine struggle they just became my opps and im defending my friend 

thanks for reading, xoxo 💋