Boys at my school suck

I'd like to clarify one thing before I get into this rant. Not all Middle School boys suck, but these ones do.

I'm getting tired of these two boys in my specials classes. So for the past few weeks these two guys in my class, let's call them "Tart" and "Jam," have been acting like deranged monkeys. You must be thinking, What have they done that's so bad? Well, I'll tell you. 

Exhibit A 'Tart': 

Imagine this. You're in health class; sitting there while doing your work on your computer. You're rather chipper until suddenly you feel your desk shake out of nowhere. Of course, you look up to see where the root of the problem came from. Low and behold it's Tart; bouncing in his seat in front of you.... It's appalling! Not only is he bouncing in his seat. He's moaning as well:( He then proceeds to look back at you and smirk triumphantly. You think to yourself, what the hell is he smiling for?! Wipe that smirk off your face right now.

And it gets worse.

Exhibit B 'Jam': 

Now, you're in the choir room. This is because you happen to be in choir class. You put your bag down at your seat and think to yourself, I need to blow my nose, so you do. You walk to the trash can and blow your nose, with a tissue of course, before heading back to your seat and being confronted by a maniac. Mind you, said maniac is a whole foot taller than you ...(His poor mother's womb). This Maniac is none other than Jam, in the flesh. He guards your seat like a warrior defending his kingdom diligently. That's not his kingdom; it's yours! Anyhow, you try to push him so that you can take a seat. Unfortunately, he evades your attack and pats your head as if you are a toddler. You are no toddler!!! Thankfully your classmate, we'll call her Bread, gets Jam to stop. But the rest of the class is spent being tapped on the head, the culprit being Jam who hides every time after playing drums on your cranium.

Exhibit C 'Joint torment':

You're in health class again, hoping, praying that those creatures aren't there. To your dismay, as soon as the bell rings they arrive. *A few moments later*. The health teacher has decided that it would be a great day for group work. Tart and Jam partner up in the seat in front of you and glance at you in unison. In that moment it dawns upon you that you're cooked, fried, grilled, sauteed even. At this point you know things are going to go downhill soon, so you distract yourself with class work. In between it all, you feel as though someone's watching you; And when you look up, you make the most awkward eye contact with Jam! He's leaning against your desk while Tart is being nosy. Tart's staring like Inspector Gadget following a clue and that's not nice in your opinion. That eye contact had to be the longest six seconds of your life. Surprisingly, you make it out of health class alive!

Conclusion:

I'm utterly confused and have no clue why this is happening. Send help in the form of advice plssss!!!