WHERE DO I START BRO

OKAY I'M GONNA START FROM FRIDAY LAST WEEK TO TODAY (thursday 25th december)

LAST WEEK ON FRIDAY IT WAS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL BEFORE TWO WEEKS OF CHRISTMAS BREAK STARTED, I WENT HOME EARLIER THAN USUAL SO WE COULD LIKE PACK UP AND GET READY TO DRIVE FROM NORWAY TO KOSOVO!

i packed up everything i wanted and needed to bring with me, we didn't leave until the sky was like dark blue. while my dad was getting ready, i was playing around with my mom's macbook air and tried to do a cartwheel because of that one video of josie kay trying to so a cartwheel because of the nachos(?) she got from the gas station. I LOVE JOSIE KAY, SHE'S AWESOME!!!

while my dad was driving and we were still in norway, i wanted to watch tokio hotel TV caught on camera on my portable DVD player that i haven't used in i don't know how long, i asked my mom to plug the cable in so the DVD player could be used

keep in mind that the switch was OFF, i didn't think much about that because it usually turns on by itself while the switch is OFF, there was like some sort of glitch on the screen, didn't think much about that either as i was gonna grab DVD 1 of THTV caught on camera UNTIL i smelled smoke coming from the DVD player. i panicked, reacted quickly and plugged it out of power, i told my mom to take out the cable and i was so scared... Ó_Ò;

after that i had to wait until me and my dad find the correct place to dispose of the DVD player safely, i couldn't stop thinking about what would happen if i reacted slowly or didn't react at all

we also went to a few stores that sells electronic devices, my parents asked them if they had portable DVD players and they always said no, ofc they're gonna say no because we live in a time where everything's digital and stuff. same thing for my brother, he wanted wired earbuds but he couldn't find those either. after we couldn't find them, i was looking at some PS5 and PS4 games and cameras that were in one of the stores, meanwhile my mom was looking for a robot vaccuum cleaner for our home in kosovo, not sure how i'm supposed to describe our home in kosovo without doxxing myself

my mom bought the robot vaccuum cleaner and i got some kinder chocolate stuff :3c i LOVEEE chocolate! and so we went back in the car

i remember in late nights (during the car ride) i noticed there was a star(?) that was shining a lot brighter than the other ones, it felt like i was looking at a UFO because it was shining in a very odd way, idk how to describe it. i tried to take pictures of it but they were super blurry and they all sucked

in the middle of the ride we went to a few gas stations in germany, i was looking for magazines to read during the car ride and then i saw tom kaulitz and heidi klum on the cover of the magazine, i bought it and i was SUPER HAPPY BECAUSE TOM KAULITZ IS IN TOKIO HOTEL AND I LOVE TOKIO HOTEL SO SO SO MUCH!!! i only read page 14 and 15 because those were the only pages where they were mentioned, i might read the rest if i feel like it.

i'm not a pro at german but i think it had something to do about people's reactions to the relationship between tom and heidi, because heidi is 16 years older than tom. honestly i never really cared much about the age gap because they seem like they're in a healthy and happy relationship.

everytime i went outside in germany i could NEVERRR take off my DIYed tokio hotel jacket, because i wanted to show people that i fw tokio hotel 😎😭😭😭

in one of the bathrooms in germany me and my brother had to borrow a key from the staff so we could like take a piss, my brother went in first and i was the last one who went in, but OH MY GOSH?! IT WAS THE NASTIEST BATHROOM I'VE EVER ENTERED IN MY 15 YEARS OF EXISTING... 😥 but the fact that we could borrow the key for free was kinda confusing 'cause like in some/most/all/idk european countries you have to pay to enter a public bathroom for whatever reason

legit how does one not feel ashamed for giving another the key to the most unhygienic bathroom ever

okay so germany is a big country and it took us one full day to get to another country, the second i woke up we were already in north macedonia or serbia because my dad drove the car all night

we stopped in one of the gas stations somewhere and i went to the bathroom, i didn't realize the floor was legit covered in water until i put my pants back on...IT LOOKED LIKE I PEED MY PANTS!!! i had to change my clothes because of this T_T ughhh...screw you to whoever spilled water on the floor!! >:(

a lot more happened after that but it's not all that important lol so let's do a time skip

so like there were a lot of those borders between serbia and north macedonia, there was probably like 5 or 6 of these, i'm not sure. but there was so much traffic it lasted for HOURS!!!

i got so bored and kinda got tired of listening to music on my CD player, so i decided which vehicles i would call enemies and which vehicles i would call twins, i basically shaped my own little world in the hours long traffic, lol! x3

after the hours long traffic we finally arrived!!! we unpacked some of our stuff before we went to sleep

time skip again

the next day my first instinct was to meet the orange cat named lilo!!! he's super kind and he's super cute, i always loved him ^_^ i fed him some food, played with him and pet him! 

i don't remember what else happened after that other than the electricity going out randomly like 2 or 3 times X_X

yeah after that i don't remember much so um let's skip to today

so me, my dad, my mom and my brother woke up early because it was planned, my mom drove(?) the car to my grandparents. she dropped my brother off first with food and drinks for my gramdparents before me and my mom could go to a hair salon so i could get a blue raccoon tail on one side of my hair and my mom got blonde highlights, she also got a bit of hair trimming

it took me probably like 1 hour or longer to be finished with the raccoon tail, but it took much longer for my mom to be done with her highlights. while we were at the hair salon, my mom met her bestfriend and they talked before her bestfriend left for a little while

oh em gee i LOVE how the raccoon tail turned out!!! i just gotta train myself to get used to cold showers if i want it to last as long as humanly possible TvT

my mom ordered food for me while i was waiting for her and i got lemon tea from the vending machine(?) that was in the hair salon. i chatted with my friends, looked around and stuff until my mom's bff came back sith a christmas gift for me, i'm super grateful for that!! she is soo kind! ^_^ she also matched my energy, lol

after my mom got her highlights done, we went to a café to eat desserts and drink, i got schweppes and lemon cheesecake!!! 😋 yummy!!

as of now i'm at my grandparents' house, my dad isn't here as he prefers to stay where his side of family lives

okay that's all i gotta say :D

bye-bye!!!

SILLYPOO OUT!!!