Tired Men Can Have My Panties

Hear me out. Tired men. Sleepy oomfs that are irritated but never really mean. Done with life but has ambitions. Oh, baby~ let me massage and take care of you PLEASE!!! They wear eyebags and dark circles so well, it makes you want to have them as well. Cold skin, hair a mess, maybe has a fucked up sleep schedule, but they always get the work done.

Blue Collar? Please please please pull them off with your TEETH! Blue Collar Men can have it anytime. Especially repairmen. They know how to build and break you... I mean things apart.

White Collar Men? Oh yes, please tell me how shitty your boss is in that tired but sweet voice, please cuddle me til your ache is gone, yeah yeah. yap about those numbers, handsome~

(I'm sorry, i have daddy issues. I love and hate men.)