Weird interaction on spacehey

TW: cursing, super long (sorry<3)

This is rushed so sorry if it's incoherent.

So let me het straight to it. So I'm browsing Spacehey and I come across this user-- buttsniffer (weird user i know). I was bored so I friended him coz I like making friends. At the time my mood of the day was send biceps ( I was going through something okay don't judge). He responded to my note and said why biceps why not dihh. LIKE EXCUSE ME!?!?!? 

But i was like whatever let me play it off. I try to steer him into the direction of no dihh because I hate it (dihh ugly fr). He then asked me how old i am (18btw) and he said same..... WHY WAS HE OFFERING DIHH PICS BEFORE KNOWING MY AGE!!??!? 

After he asks me if I have a thick ass, I then decided to mess with him because why are YOU making me uncomfortable on MY mobile device. I tell him I'm actually flat asf coz I have an ED (not totally untrue, I got treated so I'm healthy now). He goes damn well you got big boobs but either way I'll still hit?!?! I try to make him realize that he is objectifying me but he totally brushes me off. 

He says everything in you must be tiny so it's probably terrible (wtf). He says he's never jerked off with one and im too skinny (now why would you say that). He tells me to eat more (he wants to do stuff iykyk) atp I'm pissed so I decided I'm going to make him feel just as uncomfortable as he made me (karma excelerated) 

Ok so I tell him he sounds like my therapist, telling me one meal won't kill me(valid tho but why would i agree with a man). He says trust me I'm athletic and I say prove it. He says he needs something in exchange and I tell him that if a physique is appealing enough appreciating it is enough (I said ill give him a round of applause) He said applause your cheeks...APPLAUSE MY CHEEKS WTF... then he says I should check his profile (he has his back as his pfp) i tell him he could get bigger...I'm not about to inflate his ego.

Bro literally gets so triggered (little bitch mxm). He tells me i should sybau because who am I to tell him to get bigger as a skinny woman. I'm being sarcastic atp and i tell him you need my therapist number coz she good at dealing with insecurities. He blasts me and tells me his chest bigger than mine and im pathetic (look who's talking tf) I tell him prove it (setting him up for failure fr) he says no he does not need to show an anorexic anything (got himm). I then blast him for being insecure but i tell him it's okay coz he can always get bigger, that insecurities isn't something to be ashamed off.... he apparently got so triggered he BLOCKED ME... such a little bitch. Can't handle this but is fully okay with making a girl uncomfortable because he wants to jerk off.. ewwwww

Sooo AM I THE A-HOLE... let me know 

Xoxo gossip girl