THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE

Helloooo, I'm not the kind of person who writes about their life, but I want to share the worst day of my life so you can feel better about yours. <3

So, straight to the point, I was waiting for my last grade before my summer vacations (yeah, southern hemisphere) and I was really confident because I spent a lot of time working on my project. When my teacher uploaded the grades, I didn't even get nervous because, in my mind, I did really well :D (WRONG).

When I checked my grade, my stupid ass not only found a bad grade, I found a FUCKING 1.0 (that, my fellow Americans, is literally a zero in my country). First, I was in denial because what do you mean I got a fucking zero? it was literally like I didn't even send my project, and then, of course, I got delusional, thinking like in some way it was an illusion. (It was NOT)

So, when I finally accepted my fucking zero, I decided to email my teacher asking him why in the world I got that grade and what standards he used to evaluate me, an email that, of course, he didn't answer (at this point I was losing my mind, btw). Finally, after spending all afternoon waiting for an answer that did not arrive, I decided to see him in person, so the next day I went to the university and waited outside his office like a fucking creep, hoping that in a few hours he would arrive. 

Then, like the idiot I am, I realize that I could just ask the secretary about his schedule, so I was able to reach him and talk with him. I discover that he mistakes me for another girl (we don't even have the same name, nor do we look alike???). Anyway, he was surprisingly sweet about it, and he agreed to change it. (This is NOT the end... sadly)

After that I step out of the university feeling like a champ (I was not). I got on the bus normally, and when I was about to sit, I felt myself a little too light... (I forgot my fucking backpack). I literally jumped out of the bus, and I ran back because I knew that the teacher was leaving with the keys of the office... Guess what? He left. 

I had to beg the university staff to open the office, and after the most humiliating moments of my life, they finally agreed to do it (they laughed at my face, btw), and when I thought that nothing could go wrong anymore, I had to wait almost 1 hour in the bus station because for some reason no one wanted to let me in. 

Finally, when I almost arrive, I almost get hit by a bus on the crosswalk (the traffic lights literally stop working when I was walking??). I don't know what to think by now. Fortunately, I manage to come back home in one piece, just to get bitten by my dumbass dog. 

I hope you enjoyed the worst day of my life. <3