SOUTH PARK FANDOM SHIPS...

guys what the FUCK do you mean there are THROUPLE SHIPS IN THE SOUTH PARK FANDOM.

THESE ARE NINE YEAR OLD CHILDREN WHAT DO YOU MEAN

copy and pasted from "south park shipping wiki"(WHY is that a thing):

Bunnyman — the ship between Butters Stotch, Kenny McCormick, and Eric Cartman
Creekenny — the ship between Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak and Kenny McCormick
Creekmas — the ship between Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak and Thomas
Jokyde — the ship between Clyde Donovan, Jimmy Valmer and Tolkien Black
Scykien — the ship between Scott Malkinson, Clyde Donovan, and Tolkien Black
Stylenny — the ship between Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick
Stendyle — the ship between Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Wendy Testaburger
Styleman — the ship between Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman
Stylennyman — the ship between Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick and Eric Cartman
Twutterenny — the ship between Tweek Tweak, Butters Stotch, and Kenny McCormick
Yentarkman — the ship between Eric Cartman, Yentl Cartman and Mark Costwolds

how the HELL do you come up with this

uhh point being this makes me deeply uncomfortable and i cannot begin to imagine what genre of unemployed and living in your moms basement do you have to be to come up with these type of things

PERIOD THIS IS WEIRD GOODBYE