be more chill

i have never been chill.

but i want to be chill.

if i were to be chill.

then people like me.

christine would like me.

one day.

my stereotypical highschool bully told me.

to buy his drugs to become chill.

i was perplexed.

but i believed it.

i informed my friend about it.

and we bought it together for $400.

and i tried it.

with mountain dew.

it didnt work.

well atleast when he left.

then a keanu reaves looking super computer appeared.

and he taught me to be chill.

he would shock me sometimes.

and it hurt.

but it helped.

my dad doesnt wear pants.

but he does.

he said he would help me.

but he didnt with christine.

in fact he was distancing me from her.

but he said it was part of his plan.

i took the upgrade.

i was popular.

i got invited to parties.

i am now dating brooke.

i opened the door in my costume.

her friend chloe directed me upstairs.

shes weird.

i went to the bathroom. 

i saw my friend.

i left him there to rot.

i met christine.

i asked her out.

she rejected me.

am i chill?

i went back home.

i fought with my dad.

i am doubting.

rich set a fire and he burnt down the house.

my stereotypical bully.

burnt down the party house.

from his drugs.

woah.

keanu reaves want to take over the world through me.

he wants me to feed the others his pill mixture.

uh oh.

my friend makes an entrance.

even after i left him to rot.

he gives me the solution.

mountain dew red.

yay.

jake pours it.

oh no.

i feed the last drop to christine.

then we all suddenly get undrugged.

and the day is saved.

yay.