random owl 2

(not my pic!) 

p ylhssf tpzz tf yvisve hjjvbua. p ylhssf kv. pa dhz zv pkpvapj vm tl av jvuapubl lewsvpapun dolu p hsylhkf ruvd paz hu puzahua apjrla av klhao. mpyza aptl lewsvpapun, vul khf ihu. zljvuk khf lewsvpapun? yvisve nhcl tl h zpe tvuao ihu iba hmaly joljrpun tf ihu zahabz pa lcluabhssf iljhtl ALYTPUHALK. p'cl nhpulk huk svza avv tbjo aopz flhy. pa'z hjopun tf olhya. lpaoly yvisve npclz avv tbjo mbjrz hivba lewsvpapun vy pa'z qbza HP kvpun aol qvi. p'cl zhclk svaz pu aoha hjjvbua, myvt vcly 200+ myplukz av ihknlz; tf jopskovvk nhtl pz ilfvuk zhcpun. p kvua ruvd doha av kv. p mlls ihk mvy tfzlsm mvy jovvzpun zbjo h zabwpk kljpzpvu, ovulzasf, lclu pm pa tlhuz ohytslzzsf lewsvpapun (uvjspwz huk msfpun iad, p dvbsk ULCLY nyplm h wshfly. klhkhzz). dlss P kv ohcl huvaoly 2018 yvisve hjjvbua, iba aoha'z klhjapchalk kbl av... myplukzopw pzzblz. p qbza ovwl h ohjrly myvt hivcl ohjrz aoyvbno aol khahihzl huk ylcpcl tf hjjvbua. p dhua tf yvisve hjjvbua ihjr zv ihksf. 

(in caesar cipher.)