my plans for the future of the whole world (work in progress)

things to add more of

- crackers (without little nuts and other bits in there)

- buttons on microwaves so i can put millisecond 

- salami (orange not pink)

- lakes

- BIG holes in the ground

- food and water for the little guys

things to get rid of

- ants

- war (would reduce taxes by like 90%)

- horses (replace with donkeys)

- the color orange !!except for salami!!

- mastiha gum; tastes like carrots

other things to do

- put pangea back together 

- hollow out france to make pangea bigger

- make santa real (enforces anti-french)

- make santa scary (threatens the parents)

i already emailed this to congress so things are already underway

feel free to ask questions

sincerely, 

e sulcatus