my cat: "why are humans obsessed with yarn?"

"why are humans so obsessed with yarn? every time i pull out some of my humans' yarn, they get all annoyed and start hiding it. it's not like it's worth anything, it's literally just like wool or whatever... god, i just try to do the ONE fun thing in this house (besides scratching things and taunting the dog) and they won't even let me do that. god...

-- my cat, after wrapping my mother's yarn around everything in the house multiple times