Bad things WILL happen

guys, if radiohead doesn't do a U.S tour and if they do and i dont get to go bad things WILL HAPPEN. i can NOT miss this, if i do im ending it, not a man or women i could love more than radiohead, so thom yorke if your reading this come play at my brthday party please it would be so sick, theres gonna be pizza and cake and ill tell a bunch of posers there not invited!