Eli's Guide to the Cycle of Falling in Love

Step 1: Pay attention to someone who shares your tastes.

Step 2: Try to convince yourself that you aren’t in love and that it’s only attraction.

Step 3: Start learning more about that person.

Step 4: Realize that you are in love.

Step 5: Start a plan to fall out of love because that person has a crush on someone who has characteristics you could never have.

Step 6: 

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