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Our existence is stupid as fuck (besides my own one of course…cough, cough), but at least I can alter my appearance and stare into the mirror all day.

I’m always thinking about getting a split tongue, 506225794 piercings, chemically straightened & dyed hair, tattooed eyeballs, a liposuction, fillers and of course more and more clothes…how lovely…(cough, cough).

My frontal lobe is not developed yet, so I should wait. Perhaps I will regret that.

Besides…there are numerous other alternatives that are not permanent but still give pretty much the same results.

I’ll most definitely get the liposuction as well as some hidden piercings (collar bones, neck, wrists…). I’ll also just stick to contact lenses and wigs/extensions (don’t want to ruin my hair and risk becoming blind).